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Posted by beenie on February 16, 2012

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Scilly parking ticket prank

Residents on the Isles of Scilly complained after being given parking tickets on New Years Day - only to discover it was prank by a local reveller.Police on St Mary's, the largest of the five islands off the coast of Cornwall, were accused of 'draconian' conduct after fixed penalty parking notices were left on cars.But the tickets were the work of Chris Purkiss, 29, a handyman who had dressed as a traffic warden to celebrate the new year. "I thought it would be quite funny to go out dressed as a traffic warden, and I only put the tickets on cars of people I knew," said Mr Purkiss."The police took it in very good humour. They came along, shook my hand and said, 'Could you work for us next Wednesday'?" The force said in a message posted online: "We have had some comments that as police we were very draconian on New Year's Day issuing warning notices to cars parked in Hugh Town."We were a little confused as there was no one on duty on ...

Obama Playing Video Games on Blackberry All Day

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Man gets stuck in manhole trying to get his mobile phone back

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