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Posted by beenie on February 20, 2012

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Scilly parking ticket prank

Residents on the Isles of Scilly complained after being given parking tickets on New Years Day - only to discover it was prank by a local reveller.Police on St Mary's, the largest of the five islands off the coast of Cornwall, were accused of 'draconian' conduct after fixed penalty parking notices were left on cars.But the tickets were the work of Chris Purkiss, 29, a handyman who had dressed as a traffic warden to celebrate the new year. "I thought it would be quite funny to go out dressed as a traffic warden, and I only put the tickets on cars of people I knew," said Mr Purkiss."The police took it in very good humour. They came along, shook my hand and said, 'Could you work for us next Wednesday'?" The force said in a message posted online: "We have had some comments that as police we were very draconian on New Year's Day issuing warning notices to cars parked in Hugh Town."We were a little confused as there was no one on duty on ...

Obama Playing Video Games on Blackberry All Day

Aides to President Barack Obama have been complaining this past of week of the President’s behavior during meetings. Speaking on condition of anonymity, several high-level staffers have said that the President has seemed distracted since being granted his super-secure blackberry device this past week. “He’s just always sitting there, not looking at anyone who’s talking to him, just staring at that stupid device. He needs to constantly be re-fed information, and he never gives any input – just sits there button mashing.” One aide detailed a meeting regarding the revisions to the economic stimulus package that President Obama has been attempting to push through congress. According to the aide, the President was looking down, looking very frustrated during the entire meeting, leading several advisers to believe that he was quite angry with them. It was only when President Obama’s eyes grew large and he exclaimed “Alright! I got an extra life!” that it beca...

Man gets stuck in manhole trying to get his mobile phone back

Walking to a friend’s house, Jared Medeiros was set upon by a group of men who left him battered and bruised. And, adding insult to injury, his mobile was then chucked through a manhole cover by the attackers. But the 21-year-old refused to accept the phone was gone and decided it would be a good idea to stick his head down the drain to retrieve it and call police. It was not a good idea. He became stuck fast – and the alarm was raised only after he had been in there screaming for about 40 minutes. ‘I was concerned but I was also laughing – it was funny!’ said Brianna Mooney, 16, who raised the alarm. Mr Medeiros was freed by firefighters, who spent hours trying to pull him out. He said he had been beaten and kicked by four men. ‘My head was split open and I was bleeding,’ he added. ‘I felt blood from my head and I started shaking, so I went for my cell.’ Photos of his predicament were made public by police in Ceres, California. ‘I don’t understand why they would sit and take p...

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